To HRH Prince Charles 2017 (me as Miss Piggy) from me with Rik 1990 (me as prostitute). A lifetime of sex, theft, heartache and bits of money has passed in between.
This is also called 'AGEING without dignity but lots of hope’ - and I feel these words form my mission statement for survival without vanity. Yes it’d be nice to turn up thinner, less creased and puffy - but that would mean I have to give up on crisps and vodka …. and if I cut down - will my work be also lessened..? Allow me my delusional justification for continuing to live in the fast lane in bars, literary festivals and eateries until I drop…
Next festival where I shall be eating, talking and drinking is here in IRELAND http://writersweek.ie/speaker/comedy-writing/ …and after that I’m here https://www.devizesartsfestival.org.uk/events/94-losing-it-helen-lederer …watch out world - get me a bigger seat…